Drinking with the Drinkers

I don't drink too much anymore. When I got out with my friends who drink a lot still, it ends up being super weird night for me. Trying to go out with people who start drinking and progressively get hammered is like going out drinking with someone who learns Swahili...really really quickly through the course of the night. In the begininig you understand them. Throughout the night, you pick up bits and pieces. They start talking to the other Swahilis in the bar, enjoying themselves. Then by the end of the night, everyone is speaking Swahilli and you don’t have a translator. You are pissed off because you are thinking they are planning a party behind your back, which is probably the case.