Just a little Fly Bug

She was a little fly bug. A little one with lots of heart. If you had to measure her heart, it was 76% of her entire body. Her name, was Shelby. Named after a car her daddy bug loved (and ironically died in) in 1968. Shelby loved to sing, and the morning was her favorite time to do so. She'd sing in her little bug shower (yes, bugs shower, it's the clean thing to do), and she'd sing while she'd make her pancakes with vomit syrup (she's a fly bug, after all). Shelby knew her strength was NOT being tough. She didn't like confrontation in the least, but the way Billiam the Bee treated the bugs around the house just wasn't right. It just wasn't. So one day, Billiam has T-bone, the gnat who LOVED hip-hop, in a figure four leg lock. Shelby had had just enough. She took a salt crystal and shoved it in Billiam's eye. Oh boy did he screech, and it made him let go of T-bone. Billiam clamped over his eye and started pointing his big bizzy ol' stinger at Shelby. He said, "That was a BIG mistake, Shelby!" Then Shelby, knowing certain death was coming, began to sing with her little booming voice, full of heart, one word: "FIRE!" She had been taught to scream "Fire" in an emergency, because "HELP!" doesn't work these days. To her surprise, an army of 76 fly bugs came around the moldy cantaloupe and stood between her, and the mean, angry bee. The bee buzzed angrily, and flew off, where he was promptly eaten by ZooZoo, the family dog.