Sexist Cardinal

Jim, the one winged cardinal, knew her problem was she had a man's name, "Jim." The capper was she totally sounded like a dude. She also had a masculine chin. The beard didn't help either. One day, Jim was wallking, yeah walking, and out of a tree falls a cardinal anatomy book right on the page that showed, she WAS in fact a dude. Total mind blow. "Thank heavens, I no longer have a smaller brain and have unreasonable tendencies!" Turns out, Jim had been lied to about about a lot of things.